November 2009
6 posts
Moms are so quotable
You know that song “Short People” by Randy Newman? Yeah, it’s a little un-PC. Well anyway, the lyrics sing “short people got no reason to live”…boo right? Well my mom is hilarious and she thought the words were “short people are EASY TO LIFT” !!!! HAHAHA!
I love you, mom. So much. Thanks for the laughs…always.
Smart like Jesus
Student: Mr. Z, you're so smart like Jesus.
Me: Oh...thank you...
Student: I LOVE you!
Me: I love you too. Go sit down please.
Student reciting the "Our Father" prayer: ...and lead us not into temp-nation, the eagle and the beagle (instead of "deliver us from evil").
Me: HAHA!
Update: I am currently ranked about 24th in the recess hulahoop competition.